Toronto's CAULDRON, currently on the road with ENFORCER, have updated their North American tour diary. Check out the latest entries below.

Sunday, August 30th:

"Portland ruled, and especially for a Sunday. We started off with a trip to the hospital ER because Jonas became very sick. We waited around for a couple hours while they ran some tests on him and prescribed him some medication, he's feeling better now. We rocked a bunch of beer and meal tickets at the bar, and no one bothered to ID Chris or Jonas which was cool. We did some interviews before the show and met some really nice people which took us out after the show to another bar where me and Joseph drank piss and ran into Joey Demaio. I guess I mistakened my beer for a glass of pee someone left sitting around. I just though it was warm watered down beer and gave it to Joseph, but he spit it out and confirmed that it was actual piss. We then proceded to crank some SLAYER and DESTRUCTION in the van on the way back to some chick's place who was putting us up. I tried to wrestle her dog, but my balance was pretty off and the dog kept pinning me. I passed out and apparently the dog made out with me, everyone has pictures. My mouth is rite gross."

Monday, August 31st:

"Redding was funny. The 'sound' guy never heard of Toronto, we got paid with a keg of Pabst, unlimited oven pizzas and a basket of condoms. Weird eh?"

Thursday, September 3rd:

"This was a good one... Santee California. We heard the promoter talking shit about us after the show. He would mention 'Cauldron sucks' while walking past us, or 'Enforcer sucks' when he rolled up in his car when we were loading gear. Apparently his girlfriend was hitting on a couple guys in our camp and all of a sudden we sucked. Anyway, we were supposed to stay at this guy's place, so as we pulled out in the van to follow him back to his place we decided that we'd go straight when he turned left. We did, but the fucker found us and came burning out in front of us aggressively as if to say 'are you guys retarded." So he signalled left and we pulled up beside him, and when the light turned green we waited for him to turn and then took off in the opposite direction again and went and got a hotel. That's our story for the night!"

Go to this location for the ongoing diary and pictures from the tour.

Remaining dates on the tour are as follows:

September

14 - Winter Park, FL - The Haven
15 - Jacksonville, FL - The Pit
16 - Mill Spring, NC - The Ultimate Basement
17 - Pittsburgh, PA - TBA
18 - Allentown, PA - The Sterling Hotel
19 - Buffalo, NY - Club Diablo
21 - Portsmouth, NH - Muddy River
22 - Cleveland, OH - Now That’s Class