New GWAR-B-Q Commercial Released

May 29, 2013, 11 years ago

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GWAR have released a new commercial for this year's GWAR-B-Q, taking place at Hadad's Water Park in Richmond, VA.

This year sees the event entering its fourth consecutive year while offering its most bone-crushing line-up yet, setting the stage for what will certainly be the most massive GWAR-B-Q in the history of the human or any other race.

There will be three levels of tickets sold and all tickets will be available only on the GWAR-B-Q website. Ticket info is as follows:

- Standard $30 Ticket - All day entry
- Deluxe $40 Ticket - All day entry and official GWAR-B-Q t-shirt
- Premium $100 Ticket (Limited Quantity 150)- All day entry, official GWAR-B-Q t-shirt and VIP Pass for Meet & Greet signing with GWAR and possible chance to appear on stage with GWAR.

Tickets will go on sale June 6th.

GWAR continues in their tradition of reuniting classic bands to play at the GWAR-B-Q, with the addition of the X-COPS. That's right the original lineup featuring Lt. Louie Scrapinetti (Mike Derks), Cadet Billy Club (Mike Dunn), Patrolman Cobb Knobbler (Dave Brockie), Sgt. Al Depantsia (Pete Lee), Sherriff Tubb Tucker (Casey Orr), Mountain Bike Officer Biff Buff (Brad Roberts), Sgt. Zypygski (Bob Gorman), and Detective Philip McRevis (Dave Musel) are reuniting for one night only at this year's GWAR-B-Q! This will serve as the bands first show since 1996.

X-Cops's bass "man" Cobb Knobbler commented on the reunion of the band: "I am excited to get the boys together for one last gig, especially since I have become a member of the Westboro Baptist Church."

Sherriff Tubb Tucker Motherfucker of All Motherfuckers added: "Alright you lowlife dirtbags, listen up! X-Cops have been hired on as crowd control for the 4th annual GWAR-B-Q. I'm here to tell all of you faggot punks that we will be in full force to put the beat down on any of you little shits that step out of line! That's right! After years of deep cover, the original X-Cops team has been reassembled to make sure there's no bullshit at this fine event. We will be on hand to confiscate all your drugs, accept donations to our policeman's balls, and thoroughly pat down your girlfriends. So bring drugs, money, and women! As you were."

Three more bands have been added to the GWAR-B-Q lineup. Fresh off their tour with GWAR, WILSON and WARBEST will be making their first GWAR-B-Q appearance. Metal Blade Records artist BATTLECROSS have been confirmed as well. Rumor has it that there are still huge special guests to be announced. Stay tuned at this location for the latest info.

Already confirmed for the GWAR-B-Q are local favorites and international thrashers MUNICIPAL WAST will provide main support to the mighty GWAR, and in turn will be supported by a plethora of devastating acts like CORROSION OF CONFORMITY, PIG DESTROYER, CANNABIS CORPSE, LOINCLOTH, KUNG-FU DYKES and many more. Once again Hadad's will host not one but TWO stages which will be packed with bands all day...and finally there are rumors of a yet-to-be-announced act that will put this year's GWAR-B-Q 2013 completely over the top!

The event is scheduled to take place Saturday August 17th at Hadad's Water Park in Richmond, VA, located at 7900 Osbourne Turnpike. Doors will open at 10 AM and the first band will hit the stage at 11 AM.

Quoth Oderus, straight from his holiday in Stalingrad, "Holy hate-balls, all these bands are playing at our GWAR-B-Q? And we have our own GWAR-B-Q sauce, that actually tastes good? And we will be premiering our new beer, Impaled Ale? I think this is more fun than the humans deserve! Now I am back to driving tanks into the river! See you there, fuckers!"

More on Gwar, including their complete live itinerary, at this location.


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