Exclusive: PILEDRIVER - Metal Manifesto Tracklisting Revealed
August 18, 2008, 16 years ago
The Exalted Piledriver has sent BW&BK; the following update regarding PILEDRIVER's new album, Metal Manifesto, which will be released on October 31 via Northern Storm Records
"Hellacious Hailings to the BW&BK; Universe from the fat, fetid lair of The Exalted Piledriver! It is with bulges aplenty that I report to you all that the Metal Manifesto is being mastered as I type, having been aurally fixated by the affable Neil-His Royal Dryness- Kernon (QUEENSRŸCHE, NEVERMORE, CANNIBAL CORPSE) hizzelf! We know he's affable 'cuz we affed with him quite a bit while he was mixing. Thanks to the voodoo-dat-he-do our combined sonic girth was sufficiently confined to the range of human hearing, to soon be heard for yards around. Oh, and here's a scoop fer all ya bravewordianbloodknucklers... the Metal Manifesto track listing!!!'From Ashes Arise (intro)
'Blood Bath'
'I'm The One'
'Metal Manifesto'
'Last Day Of The Weak'
'Volatile'
'When I Saw Your Face'
'Battle Axe'
'God You're Stupid II'
'Unsuck My C*ck'
'The Things I Give'
'Road Pigs'
We will have release parties in a few cities (tba soon) around the time of its release, October 31st. There are some sickly Pile-SurPrizes for the fans cummin' up, so look out.
Me n' my half-dead weights can't wait to hear what ya'lls think of the Manifesto... fer me it sounds kinda like takin' two bobcats n' a marmoset, somehow squeezin' 'em inside yer head, and doin' something to really piss 'em off, like headbangin' f'rinstance!!! Also! Keep a bloodshot eye and metal-addled ear out for the all new Pile-Pod-Casts coming in September at sofa-q.com and myspace.com/theexaltedpiledriver!!! Podcasts as only Pile can imagine them!!! Later, ya bravewordianbloodknuckled freeeks!!! I've got some face-phukkin to do... hey! In PhotoShop, you sickos, in PHOTOSHOP!!! (...maybe after the photoshoppery...).
Ol' ExaltoPiley and his Miscreants of the Metal Inquisition."
