The kings of "extra cheesy" metal covers, Mac Sabbath, are back this September to slay you with their fast food-themed renditions of Black Sabbath anthems. Dubbed the Clown Power Tour 2016, Mac Sabbath will be joined by equally mesmerizing one-man, painted Elvis Presley project, Clownvis Presley, originally discovered on Season 5 of America's Got Talent.

Blissfully unaware of his own tour package, Ronald Osbourne unnervingly offered, "The clown Elvis bloke? Yes I know him, we clown folk stick together, he's a magical mate with a show like nothing I've....What the bloody hell? On our tour??? You got to be kidding me! Who does he think he is! But you realize I'm the clown ozzzzzzz--"

"... Sorry, I think what Ronald is trying to say here is that Mac Sabbath will be joining forces with Clownvis Presley for a magical fun-tastic experience this summer on the Clown Power Tour 2016," interjected manager Mike Odd, laughing nervously as he tightened Osbourne's straightjacket.

The Clown Power Tour 2016 begins on August 25th in Las Vegas, NV and will run for about a month, ending in Tucson, AZ on September 17th. The band will perform a one-off show in Los Angeles on August 5th. See below for a full listing of Mac Sabbath tour dates.

August
5 - Los Angeles, CA @ The Regent Theatre

Clown Power Tour 2016:

August
25 - Las Vegas, NV - Hard Rock Hotel
27 - Denver, CO - Marquis Theatre
28 - Lincoln, NE - Bourbon Theatre
30 - Green Bay, WI - Lyric Room
31 - Detroit, MI - Populux

September
1 - Pittsburgh, PA - The Rex Theater
2 - Philadelphia, PA - Underground Arts
3 - Asbury, Park, NJ - House of Independents
4 - Rochester, NY - The Montage Music Hall
5 - Burlington, VT - Club Metronome
7 - Silver Spring, MD - The Fillmore Silver Spring
8 - New York, NY - The Gramercy Theatre
9 - Augusta, NJ - Sussex County Fairgrounds
10 - Northampton, MA - Pearl Street Ballroom
12 - Chicago, IL - House of Blues
13 - Waterloo, IA - Spicoli's
14 - Lawrence, KS - Jackpot Music Hall
15 - Colorado Springs, CO - Black Sheep
16 - Albuquerque, NM - Launchpad
17 - Tucson, AZ - Club Congress (no Clownvis Presley)
 
Mixing raucous comedy with borderline-horrific theatrics, the only thing more petrifying than impending health problems resulting from years of overeating is a Mac Sabbath show. Show attendees should be prepared to partake in the fun - Mac Sabbath puts on a theatrical, multimedia stage show - complete with a smoking grill, laser-eyed clowns, bouncing burgers and many more magical surprises... basically anything and everything an unwary show-goer could ever want in their wildest dreams.
 
Mac Sabbath is:

Grimalice - bass
Ronald Osbourne - vocals
The Cat Burglar - drums
Slayer MacCheeze - guitar

(Tour ad photo - Erik Fritts, Band photo - Paul Koudounaris)