Valient Thorr are the baddest band on the planet (from another planet). They have been rocking their adopted home of Earth since arriving here from Venus over fifteen years ago.  With six albums under their belt, Napalm Records will release their seventh album later this year. This MC5/James Brown inspired quintuplet have stood the test of time morphing in and out of what Motorhead frontman Lemmy Kilmister calls simply - Rock 'N' Roll. 

In support of the new album, Valient Thorr will be hitting the road in North America on the 15 Years on Earth Tour. Joining them on the road will be Pears, Black Wizard and label-mates Hammer Fight. The tour kicks off May 25th in Asheville, NC and runs through July 13th in Baltimore, MD.

"Alahoyus true believers! We are super psyched to be coming back after so long. In this specific time period of savage psychic political and media warfare, and with the loss of so many true artistic voices - we need all Thorriors to slap their big bare foot on the nearest log like that lil rabbit in Bambi, and let them all know we are coming" - Valient Himself

Valient Thorr - 15 Years On Earth Tour:

May
25 - Asheville, NC - The Mothlight
26 - West Columbia, SC - New Brookland Tavern
27 - Gainesville, FL - The Atlantic
28-  Satellite Beach, FL - Sports Page
29 - Lake Worth, FL - Propaganda
31 - Mobile, AL - The Blind Mule

June
1 - Atlanta, GA - Drunken Unicorn
2 - Birmingham, AL - Syndicate Lounge
3 - Memphis, TN - Hi Tone Café
4 - Hattiesburg, MS - The Tavern
5 - Houston, TX - Rudyards
6 - San Antonio, TX - Jacks Bar
8 - Austin, TX - The Lost Well
9 - Dallas, TX - Three Links
10 - Oklahoma City, OK - The Blue Note
11 - Denver, CO - Marquis Theatre
12 - Salt Lake City, UT - Metro Bar
15 - San Diego, CA - Soda Bar
16 - Glendale, CA - Complex
17 - Reno, NV - Shea's Tavern
18 - Sacramento, CA - Starlight Lounge
19 - San Francisco, CA - DNA Lounge
20 - Portland, OR - Mississippi Studios
22 - Seattle, WA - El Corazon Lounge
23 - Vancouver, BC - SBC
24 - Edmonton, AB - Starlight Room
25 - Calgary, AB - Palomino Smokehouse
27 - Winnipeg, MB - Pyramid Cabaret
30 - Fort Wayne, IN - Brass Rail

July
1 - Louisville, KY - Haymarket Whiskey Bar
2 - Columbus, OH - Shrunken Head
3 - Ferndale, MI - Zeke's
5 - Toronto, ON - Hard Luck
6 - Montreal, QC - Bar Le Ritz PDB
8 - Buffalo, NY - The Studio at Waiting Room
9 - Providence, RI - Firehouse 13
10 - New Haven, CT - Café Nine
11 - Brooklyn, NY - Black Bear Bar
12 - Philadelphia, PA - Underground Arts
13 - Baltimore, MD - Baltimore Sound Stage