PRIESTESS - Hello Master
July 13, 2006, 18 years ago
(RCA/BMG)
Canada’s Priestess are nearly as confusing as their stoner rock brethren The Illuminati in terms of figuring out their release situation, what with the indie issue of this back in fall ’05, and now a major label US launch in June ’06 – their site is unusable as well, so don’t look for help there, and thanks label guys for sending me an advance with no bio. Anyway, the main point is these beard-pullers fit with lust and gusto that whole new metal-marketed-to-non-metalheads thing that seems to have allowed The Sword, Wolfmother, Fireball Ministry, Artimus Pyledriver, QOTSA, and hopefully Black Stone Cherry, careers they should rightly never have imagined (ha ha, those crazy Buckcherry bitches’ second flatulence fits I suppose, as well). Priestess are dangerously at the commercial end of it all, almost garage rock at times, with lots of Sam Roberts-type singing. Sure Spiritual Beggars do it better, but more power to anybody rockin’ on with this much grit, energy, old timely distorted production, and yes – worthy of their major label deal – variety and charm. A tad too simple and rawk and Dirty Rig of rudimentary riff for my tastes, but hopefully this serves as a gateway band for all those folks I saw at the Wolfmother show to get deeper into the dozens upon dozens of stoner rock albums that are way better ‘cos - dammit, I won’t apologize for this – they are more purist of metal sincerity, bringing the chops from that way of thinking, as well as the groundedness that this is a lifestyle not to be treated with irony.