AVENGED SEVENFOLD Bassist Johnny Christ Featured Guest On Hard Rock Nights
October 5, 2013, 11 years ago
AVENGED SEVENFOLD bassist Johnny Christ recently guested on the Hard Rock Nights syndicated radio show. Check out the interview below:
MACHINE HEAD vocalist and guitarist Robb Flynn recently posted his latest entry in The General Journals, poking a little fun at Avenged Sevenfold. It reads as follows:
"Congratulations to Avenged Sevenfold on their latest 'covers album' coming in at #1, who knew that re-recording METALLICA, GUNS N' ROSES, and MEGADETH songs could be such a worldwide hit!!?? Ba-dap Psssssss!!"10) Avenged Sevenfold - Now with even MORE Metallica
9) Avenged Sevenfold to change name to Sad But Two
8) Number of 'spurting penises' drawn on Avenged logos suddenly skyrockets
7) Eyeliner sales skyrocket as thousands of heartbroken goth girls realize 'Hail To The King' is actually "that ugly AC/DC band's song 'Thunderstruck'"
6) After hearing 'Heretic', Dave Mustaine flips out, blames Obama, Metallica and UFO's for the A7X stealing 'Symphony Of Destruction'
5) After seeing how much success the band Bush had stealing other band names for song titles, A7X decided to steal In Flames for latest chorus. Future chorus lyrics include Tr-vi-um and Kill-switch En-gage
4) Upon hearing latest album, Lars Ulrich goes all gangsta, breaks bottle of Dom Perignon on M. Shadows head, while his 11ft girlfriend put Shadows in headlock, as he screams in Shadows face, "You're gonna rip off St. Anger next right, huh?"
3) "Black album" sales skyrocket as fans realise where new songs came from
2) After hearing Avenged's Guns N' Roses cover 'Doing Time', Axl actually calls Slash, says, "Dude, What The Fuck?!"
1) And the #1 joke about the new Avenged Sevenfold album: Avenged Sevenfold release statement that they're NOT ripping off Metallica, announce side project with Lou Reed