GENE SIMMONS Issues Indycar Update

March 25, 2007, 17 years ago

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KISS legend GENE SIMMONS has issued the following update:

"If you missed the opening race of the new Indycar season, you missed a lot. Two car crashes occurred in the Pro Series Race...and both my partner, Rich Abramson and I had a ball liaising with business to business entities, tv/radio/print media and meeting with new potential IndyCar sponsors. In short, I invite you to check out the fastest cars on Earth -- yes, even faster than Europe's Formula 1. Let me give you an idea how fast these cars (better called "rockets"!!!!) are. If an IndyCar drives at 240 miles per hour (and they can and do), and if you put em on the ceiling...and if they drove at that speed continually, THEY WOULD NEVER FALL AND CONTINUE TO DRIVE ON YOUR CEILING...in essence, they are defying gravity and....flying.... Matter of fact, IndyCars have WINGS at the front of the cars, tilted DOWN...That's called "Downforce"...and the reason they are there, is to prevent the cars from FLYING OFF THE TRACK!!! Check it out. Log onto Indycar.com."

In other news, the second season of Gene Simmons Family Jewels begins tonight (March 25th) with back-to-back episodes at 9 p.m. EST on the A&E; network.


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