GWAR frontman Oderus Urungus talks smack on ANTHRAX and LORDI in his latest edition of his "Ask Oderus" advice column on MetalSucks, in addition to tackling topics such as crabcore, Hitler, and having sex with whales.

An excerpt follows:

Q: Is it fair the singer from Anthrax got fired for shitting on the bass player’s back? Don’t you regularly give Cleveland steamers to Jizmak?

A: "Was that really what happened? Was he really that bad a bass player? Wait… are you saying they fired the guy that shit on the bass player? Why would they do that? That band is never going to make it! Who did you say they were again? And as far as Jizmak goes, he IS a Cleveland steamer."

Q: My shirt is still stained with Hitler’s seaman from one of your shows. What is the best way to remove the funk of tyrannical man chowder?

A: "Why would you want to get rid of it? That stuff rules! And anyway, I don’t think you CAN get rid of it. In fact, I think it probably spread to the rest of your clothing. How could you be stained by Hitler’s “seaman” anyway? What, did the last surviving crew member of the Bismark masturbate on you?"

Q: Who will win in a wrestling match? Lordi or Pussycat Dolls?

A: "I would have to say the Pussycat Dolls, thought I am not sure... Perhaps some kind of wrestling audition can be arranged... one where the Pussycat Dolls are forced to wrestle the Cuttlefish of Cthulu (and also lick each other’s pussies). I could get them all pregnant, raise all the children and then throw them down a well full of eels. How their piercing screams enliven my love-nugget. Oh yeah, Lordi sucks."

Read the full "Ask Oderus" column here.

Metal Blade Records recently reported:

With mere weeks left before the release of GWAR’s latest opus, Lust in Space, the anticipation from their rabid fans is continuing to build. Since this is their 25th anniversary, GWAR has decided to do something that they have never done before. GWAR is offering autographed copies of their new album for pre-order at this location.

Quoth lead singer Oderus Urungus, “This task proved especially difficult as several GWAR members can't write, and in fact Flattus didn't even know his own name. Of the 8000 sharpies used in the completion of this task, over 6000 caps were lost, and the remaining markers were promptly rammed up my ass, where they will stay throughout our upcoming Lust In Space tour."

Metal Blade Records has created a GWAR widget which you can check out below. The widget includes an mp3 of the new track 'Let Us Slay', band photos, information about the album, and will soon have upcoming GWAR tour dates. Fans can also add the widget to their blogs and networking pages and it will update automatically with new tour dates, music, videos and more.

Earth is waiting anxiously for the release of GWAR's latest masterpiece, Lust in Space, set to drop upon your pointy heads August 18th.