Report: Baseball League KISS Their Season Goodbye
July 27, 2007, 17 years ago
Spinner.com has issued the following report from David Sprague:
"We can think of any number of ways to pay homage to GENE SIMMONS on his birthday - trying to perfect a panini presses that'd etch our visage in sourdough bread ranks fairly high on the list - but for some reason, a minor league baseball game doesn't come to mind. The folks running the Brockton Rox of the independent Can-Am League apparently feel differently, however, and have decided to commemorate August 25th with a blowout dedicated to Simmons and his band."KISS The Season Goodbye" night - which falls, logically enough, during the last weekend of the season - will feature a number of KISS-themed activities, including a grown-up strain of face painting. Team management promises that players will show up decked out in "KISS-inspired" uniforms, which we can only hope come accessorized with six-inch platform sneakers and codpieces calculated to withstand a good old-fashioned spike to the crotch."
