GWAR To Be Inducted Into The Harvard Lampoon

October 14, 2010, 14 years ago

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The two year 25th Anniversary Slay-A-Bration is showing no signs of slowing down, as your lords and masters GWAR are set to receive yet another accolade glossing their infinite greatness, this time in the form of a stunning endorsement from the academic community.

Gwar is finally being recognized by The Ivy League colleges, and is now set to receive the prestigious honor of being one of a select few to be inducted into The Harvard Lampoon.

The Harvard Lampoon is America's oldest institution of humor, operating from the Harvard campus since 1876, and boasting an elite cadre of members that include the likes of Conan O'Brian and BJ Novak, as well as many of America's top comedy writers and performers. The ceremony will take place this Saturday October 16th at the world-famous Harvard Lampoon Castle in Cambridge, Massachusetts.

The Lampoon put out an official statement on Gwar's induction: "In honor of their prodigious achievements of slaughter, brutality, conquer, mayhem, and madness, The Harvard Lampoon is delighted to present GWAR with the award of "Most Terrible, Vile, Disgusting, Disturbed, yet Revoltingly Awesome Band Ever." On October 16th the band will travel to Cambridge, Massachusetts to visit the Castle and celebrate in a private induction ceremony, banquet, and live human sacrifice in their honor."

When reached for a comment on this prestigious honor Oderus briefly laid down his crack pipe and muttered: "Me and the guys are as pleased as pig-shit to accept this near-meaningless accolade from a bunch of booze-sodden degenerates. To walk in the shoes that tread in the footsteps that tied the shoelaces that were Elijah Wood's big ass hairy hobbit feet fills me with a feeling not unlike lust but nothing like nausea. To mumble the words that were the drool that became the Jell-o that fell out of Bill Cosby's butt is the third most important thing to happen to me today. And finally, to lap at the glistening shores that is the toilet that Sarah Silverman left a dookie in is akin to having sex with Jesus's wife. We are honored, pleased, and gassy as hell as we accept this mantle-crushing award and the considerable attached cash prize...there is a cash prize, right?"

TheRave.com will be streaming Gwar's concert on Halloween — Sunday, October 31st — live from the Rave/Eagles Club in Milwaukee.

The show will stream from 11 PM (ET) / 10 PM (CT) / 8 PM (PT) / 3 AM (GMT). Prices are as follows:

$2.99 if purchased on or before October 15th

$3.99 if purchased October 16th - 30th

$4.99 if purchased day of show, October 31st

Click here to purchase virtual ticket.

As previously reported, The Toronto Zombie Walk will be hosting its eighth annual zombie walk on Saturday, October 23rd, 2010. The walking dead will begin their 5 kill-o-meter lurch across Toronto from Trinity Bellwoods Park to Christie Pits Park at 3 PM. Pre-festivities start at 12 PM and include Henry’s Photo Booth to preserve all your undead memories, Creeped Out’s annual Blood Booth, prize give-aways to die for and a dubbing of The 2010 Toronto Zombie Walk Grand Marshal, Oderus Urungus, at 3 PM.

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Oderus Urungus, chief scumdog of marauding mutant metal impresarios Gwar, will be dropping by Trinity Bellwoods Park to be given the newly minted title of Honorary Grand Marshal. Oderus will start the zombie walk by making an opening announcement to the ravenous undead hordes before sending them forth with the new tradition of The Throwing of the Severed Head.

Registration for The Toronto Zombie Walk is free and open to all. Participants can register for the walk in advance on the Toronto Zombie Walk website (here), or in person at Eyesore Cinema or Starstruck Entertainment (Square One, Mississauga) or they can register on the day of, at the walk.

After the walk The Toronto Zombie Walk will be hosting a film showing of Return Of The Living Dead (1984) at The Bloor Cinema at 7 PM. Prices for the movie are $10 for the living and $8 dollars for registered (toe tagged) undead. The night will be concluded with a special after party at the Bovine Sex Club. Bands include DELINQUINTS, DENTATA, and R.I.P., Zombies get in free!

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What: Toronto Zombie Walk

When: Saturday, October 23rd, noon to 7 PM

Key times include:

12 PM: Trinity Bellwood Park festivities resume

12 PM: Henry’s Photo Booth Opens

1 PM: Registration and Toe Tag Pick Up begins

2:30 PM: Contests Start

3 PM: 2010 Grand Marshal, Oderus Urungus, begins the walk.

5 PM: Walk ends in Christie Pits

7 PM: Return Of The Living Dead showing

9 PM: After Party – Bovine Sex Club

The first documented zombie walk was held in Toronto in October of 2003 with 7 zombies. The 2009 Toronto Zombie Walk drew an estimated 5,000 participants. The non-participating public also gets involved in the event, by coming out to watch, photograph, and videotape the participants from start to finish. The Walk was recently listed in June 2010 Issue of Toronto Life Magazine as one of the 50 reasons to love Toronto.


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