KING'S X Frontman Dug Pinnick's RAZR13 Seeking Touring Guitarist
December 27, 2009, 14 years ago
KING'S X frontman Dug Pinnick's RAZR13 project has issued the following update:
"Wanna tour with Razr13??If you know someone that can play the solos on the record as sloppy (and out of tune) as Big Bald Mike, contact us! We will be auditioning replacements for him in early 2010.
Please be professional, on time, less than 250 lbs, and have a dick that works (groupies don't wanna see that limp-dick shit). Also, be a trust fund bitch! Mike spent all our money on bullshit self-awareness courses and studio time (really, who needs to do 192 takes on the 'Alive' solo?) and this record deserves a national tour, so fuck him for squanderin' and launderin'!
Eat snacky smores."
For more information on Razr13 and to contact the band go to this location.
